1. Alpacas make great lawnmowers because instead of pulling grass out by the root, they nibble off the top f thr plant. Also, their feet have soft pads, which won’t churn up the earth. Very considerate.
2. Herding dogs such as border collies have such strong herding instincts that they’ll try to herd little children.
3. When male honey bees mate, their penises explode and they die. During thee queen’s nuptial flight, she’ll mate with about a dozen partners and leave a trail of their dead, penisless corpses in her wake.